Our Engineers, machinists & staff enjoy a good shop joke.

Our Favorite Shop Jokes

All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.

At first it’s boring. Then it’s riveting!
What do you call a cage made completely from steel?

A Nickel-less Cage!
I was just at a lecture about how to fasten metal together.

It was riveting stuff!
Why do windmills like heavy metal?

Because they’re huge metal fans!
An optimist sees the glass as half full. A pessimist sees the glass half empty.

A machinist sees the glass as within tolerance!
Have you heard the joke about the steel rod?

No? Let metal you!
What did the mechanical engineer say when asked if he could make a small metal part?

Size doesn’t matter, it’s the precision that counts!
Why did the metal component break up with its girlfriend?

Because it found someone with better tolerance!
I had some shafts come in from a machining vendor that were oversized.

So I had them returned to be re-turned and then returned!